yeah but then they’re improper fractions and that’s indecency and it’s illegal in america.

i can’t date someone who doesn’t even know how fractions work.

i think i’m allergic to dates. they make my face all puffy.

turntechgodfate:

i dont understand this at all

setting your language back to english would probably help.

amphiblog:

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golgothasterrorr replied to your post: golgothasterrorr replied to your post: are you…

I would NEVER do something like that!!!

if you aren’t ready you could just say so. denying it even happened stings, dude.

golgothasterrorr replied to your post: are you single

I think the anonymous user was questioning your relationship status. Just a tip!

do you really think i should go public with our super secret incestuous relationship we’ve been hiding since our early teens? are you sure you’re ready for that?

no, i am george r. r. martin and i am pleased to make your acquaintance.

eminem wouldn’t care if his dad was gay. he hugged elton john.